How funny is this? girls only?

My Ex left me for this hot blond. Well anyways this girl was from what I heard really a bytch. Anyways last week they got in a fight and she held down my EX and farted on his face in front of his parents and dumped him. LOL...so it was i suppose a face farting that turned into a "not gonna date you no more" Well anyways he came back to me and I told him that I wasn't gonna date anyone that got face farted by a chick. So two things...should I send a thank you card to that girl who did that to my EX? and was I right in not wanting to get back with him?